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officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there

(via imtouchingyourbutt)

Posted on 18-4-14 + 13999 NOTES + (↻)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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Posted on 18-4-14 + 258600 NOTES + (↻)

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Posted on 18-4-14 + 74566 NOTES + (↻)

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Posted on 18-4-14 + 81689 NOTES + (↻)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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Posted on 18-4-14 + 296415 NOTES + (↻)

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(Source: vikingsrph, via keatoncandy)

Posted on 18-4-14 + 49384 NOTES + (↻)

unfortunatelittlemonster:

guys look

5 seconds of summer

(via lapdanceluke)

Posted on 17-4-14 + 7962 NOTES + (↻)

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: making-friends-with-cement, via slimshitty)

Posted on 17-4-14 + 306171 NOTES + (↻)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via clifftorisstimulation)

Posted on 17-4-14 + 101734 NOTES + (↻)

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via oreodan)

Posted on 17-4-14 + 11798 NOTES + (↻)